101 Uses For An Ironing Board

Me and the sisters had some great fun at the Edinburgh Fringe 2008! Fresh from our success of abducting a milkman using an ironing board in Apocalypse: The Musical, we're super-keen-as-shiny-beans to see how many other uses an ironing board might have.

Well, we say 'success'... We certainly abducted him, but the milkman did escape pretty soon after we caught him, and then it turned out that it was actually Satan who asked us to abduct him and not God. ...Yeah, God was pretty angry about that. But you know how easy it is to get caught up in the moment!

The summer of 2008 was a great year for finding things to do with an ironing board, but we're still on a mission to get all the way to 101 uses for our ironing board. What fun!

If you ever want to witness our speciality milkman-abduction, you'll need to come along to see us in Apocalypse: The Musical. To keep updated with upcoming productions, join the Friends of Apocalypse Facebook Group at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14218124491. We're the stars of the show... practically.

Here are the uses we've got so far. Check back or subscribe using our really nifty Update Feed.